jizzledim: ᴅᴀʀᴋᴡᴀᴠᴇ | ᴅɴᴛ (🛹 148.)
ʙɪʟʟʏ ʙᴇɴɴᴇᴛᴛ | ᴅᴇᴀᴅʟʏ ᴄʟᴀss ([personal profile] jizzledim) wrote 2021-08-05 04:11 pm (UTC)

no, but that's what i mean
if he didn't bring his swords, which obviously he didn't
then i don't know what the hell else he would have brought

anyway, yeah
no weapons, but they have a whole stall set up for like
knife kink and shit?
no guns, no swords, but bring in that bottle of jack you're definitely not gonna use to make a molotov with later
we'll even give you the fire to light it up with
bunch of amateurs, man


[ that being said, billy doesn't really think camp is all that bad so far. the people who welcomed them with shotguns strapped to their backs were kind of sus, but other than that and the annoying collars, it just seems like... camp. for adults, mostly, but still. ]

what the hell else is there to do here
are you just gonna sit in your tent all week jacking off
cause not gonna lie that's maybe not a terrible plan but also i am absolutely not here for you if you get a tick on your dick or up your ass or anything

anyway, how am i supposed to swipe a knife from the knife activity if i don't show up where the knives are


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you wanna check the lake out later?

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