his dice? he's a d&d character. what if he left his d20 at home and someone got their hands on it? they could control him. that's his phylactery. man, i can't believe you're dating an elf. does he know about jizzledim?
ideally other people will be jerking me off so i don't choke to death, but yeah, that was the plan. whoever stole my shit didn't take the book i brought, so. i've got that going for me. as for the lake... yeah, okay. could be a decent way to waste time.
goes without saying at this point that i'm here to help you if you need it. badge-wise. collar-wise. etcetera-wise.
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he's a d&d character. what if he left his d20 at home and someone got their hands on it? they could control him. that's his phylactery.
man, i can't believe you're dating an elf.
does he know about jizzledim?
ideally other people will be jerking me off so i don't choke to death, but yeah, that was the plan.
whoever stole my shit didn't take the book i brought, so. i've got that going for me.
as for the lake... yeah, okay. could be a decent way to waste time.
goes without saying at this point that i'm here to help you if you need it.
badge-wise.
collar-wise.
etcetera-wise.