we're not dating secondly, if someone rolled a d20 for him and crit, he'd probably still do some badass shit "well, you failed, so instead of beheading the 8 headed dragon, you only behead 3 of them but the other 5 are so intimidated that they back off. also, you pull a muscle."
you think he'd buy it if i told him i'm an elvish thief?
[ he has been going exclusively by jizzledim on the internet, so. maybe he could pull it off, just for shits and gigs. ]
waste time, maybe catch whoever jacked your booze isn't that what people do at camp get shitfaced by the lake if someone did take it, i doubt they're just gonna keep it stashed away somewhere the whole time
anyway, uh same for you badge, collar, quota, whatever i'll let you know by the end of the day if i'm fucked? or... not fucked i guess ha ha
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secondly, if someone rolled a d20 for him and crit, he'd probably still do some badass shit
"well, you failed, so instead of beheading the 8 headed dragon, you only behead 3 of them but the other 5 are so intimidated that they back off. also, you pull a muscle."
you think he'd buy it if i told him i'm an elvish thief?
[ he has been going exclusively by jizzledim on the internet, so. maybe he could pull it off, just for shits and gigs. ]
waste time, maybe catch whoever jacked your booze
isn't that what people do at camp
get shitfaced by the lake
if someone did take it, i doubt they're just gonna keep it stashed away somewhere the whole time
anyway, uh
same for you
badge, collar, quota, whatever
i'll let you know by the end of the day if i'm fucked?
or... not fucked
i guess
ha ha