If you make a mess, clean it up. If you or your friend is bleeding, make use of the first aide supplies. You can use whatever money I'm given and you can eat and drink whatever you'd like. If the alcohol is gone, replenish it.
( very serious rules. )
I don't expect anything from you. I'm not going to make you do anything you don't want to do.
no no, they're good they're great zero complaints, actually
[ ... ]
a sugar daddy is like a dude, usually older, i guess, who gives someone else gifts or cash in exchange for whatever they've negotiated most of the time it's like kinky shit i think? pictures, dates, whatever sometimes they do it for nothing at all like in this case so. yeah.
you mean you're not a hermit who just stands at the window and broods, wishing society would leave you alone?
[ what a little shit. ]
that's cool though, i don't care it's your place if you ever want me to like not be around while you have someone over or whatever just say the word and i can find somewhere else to be, easy
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like a lot
then i'll think about it
[ listen, just give him five minutes and he'll be sold on it. he's already sold on it, but let him keep some of his pride. ]
let's say i do move, though
what are the house rules
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Don't take any of my things without asking.
( like his swords, basically. )
If you make a mess, clean it up. If you or your friend is bleeding, make use of the first aide supplies. You can use whatever money I'm given and you can eat and drink whatever you'd like. If the alcohol is gone, replenish it.
( very serious rules. )
I don't expect anything from you. I'm not going to make you do anything you don't want to do.
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and you wonder why the daddy thing is even a thing
this is like
the definition of a sugar daddy
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Are the rules not up to par for you?
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they're great
zero complaints, actually
[ ... ]
a sugar daddy is like
a dude, usually older, i guess, who gives someone else gifts or cash in exchange for whatever they've negotiated
most of the time it's like kinky shit i think? pictures, dates, whatever
sometimes they do it for nothing at all
like in this case
so. yeah.
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( if that was something he wanted to do, sure, geralt would be all about it. but he's not the type to bribe someone into it. )
I'm not going to make you do something for me just because of what I can offer.
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yeah, no
totally cool, i get it
i was just uh
explaining what it was
i was just making a joke about the whole thing anyway
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You're welcome here.
I don't want you to think you're not.
I would like you to be here.
And your friend can be here too.
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okay, well
i've given it some thought
[ literally like ten seconds of thought. ]
and i guess all of this sounds alright
so sure, what the hell
i'll call the movers to have them lug all my shit over
[ ... ]
haha kidding
i own like three things
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And then you can do whatever you'd like. I do sometimes have people here but they're aware that you'll be here as well.
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[ what a little shit. ]
that's cool though, i don't care
it's your place
if you ever want me to like
not be around while you have someone over or whatever
just say the word and i can find somewhere else to be, easy
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I want you to feel like you can do what you'd like to do.
You have your freedom.
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[ honestly, as much as he was opposed to this whole contracts thing in general, this is working out pretty well for him so far. hmm. ]
thanks man
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And if you drink all the alcohol, replace it. That's the last rule. I'll see you soon.
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26th floor, right?
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Knock and I'll let you in and give you the key and then you can do whatever you'd like.