Okay, but you must keep texting me until I find you. I'm not mentally prepared for a slapstick comedy of errors where we keep missing each other amongst a crowd of dildo shoppers.
Unbelievable. I think that's the worst thing anyone has ever accused me of, actually. I might be too sad to think of a good song now. This is emotional sabotage.
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I'm not mentally prepared for a slapstick comedy of errors where we keep missing each other amongst a crowd of dildo shoppers.
Maybe we should have a signal?
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can you whistle?
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But yes. I can.
Would you like to choose a song that doesn't offend your rock and roll sensibilities?
Or should we just. Be very loud?
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it's a totally different world out here when you give a middle finger to the man, man
something loud would probably be better
can't have you butchering a classic
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pick whatever song you want
if it's good, i'll find you
if it's bad, i'll find you faster
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that's not incentive for you to pick a shitty song
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It definitely sounds like very clear incentive.
But then again, my reputation is also on the line.
This creates an obvious dilemma.
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baby, that's already been tanked
i'm not sure if you're redeemable at this point
choose wisely
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I think that's the worst thing anyone has ever accused me of, actually.
I might be too sad to think of a good song now. This is emotional sabotage.
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i'll hold up my lighter for you